Enter a judgment-free zone for Vibease,
a new mobile app that syncs up erotic audiobooks with hands-free
vibrators for the most distracting reading experience ever, available
So, audiobooks. You know how those work. And
vibrators. You may have heard a thing or two about how those work.
Well, imagine an audiobook app that sends wireless signals to a sex toy
that makes it vibrate every time you get to a “good part” in the story.
That’s this. That’s totally this.
Anyway, in case you have
an acquaintance who’s curious, all they need to do is: download the app;
select one of the compatible prosaic accomplishments like Fifty Shades of Rose or Dark Prince, Eternal Love;
and just before pressing play, place the accompanying Bluetooth-enabled
piece of waterproof silicone... wherever they’d normally place a
Bluetooth-enabled piece of waterproof silicone.
Of course, if they’ve already read Fifty Shades of Rose and Dark Prince, Eternal Love, you can always just skip that whole interactive audiobook thing and use the app as a vibrator remote control.