Honey: “Howdy do! I’m supposed to do an interview with a lady who has sex with a wolfman! Can you believe that?” *Honey cranes her neck, looking around the studio.* “I wonder what she looks like?”
Destiny: *clears her throat and raises her eyebrows*
Honey: “Oh shoot! You’re the wolfman-doin’ lady I’m supposed to talk to, ain’t ye? You’ll hafta excuse me. I don’t get off the farm much, or outta Longfeller’s bed. Know what I mean?”
Destiny: “I’m just going to go ahead and…” *Takes the microphone from Honey, who’s blowing into it and licking it just a little.* “My name is Destiny – well I should say my new name is Destiny. Basically, ever since I read a story about shifters that live in New Orleans I knew that was the life for me. I packed up and headed to New Orleans in search of the shifter clan. Even though the book said the shifters were just fictional characters, I knew differently—and I was right.”
Honey: “Let me get this straight. You went in search of a werewolf on purpose? I hope you brought yourself a shot-gun! You must be quite the hunter.”
Destiny: “I would say that I am totally awesome and super dedicated. I mean, who else would give up their life-family-work to hunt down a shifter pack?
Honey: *eyes narrowed and head cocked* “No one I know.”
Destiny: “But, you have to understand, Zane Leporidae is a total hunk. He’s the pack leader and total package. He owns The Shrine, the shifter bar in The Warehouse district in New Orleans. He’s got white blond hair and a killer body—a body that I love touching and stroking often. *giggles*
Honey: *eyes lighting up with recognition* “Oh, he’s hot! Now I’m starting ta git it. He sounds hotter than a tin roof in August! Soooo, what’s the sex like?”
Destiny: *fans self* “Hot. He leaves me breathless in the bed. We’ve had sex on just about every sturdy surface in his room. Now that I’m a member of the pack, I have started bartending at The Shrine. I’m hoping for an afterhours bar hump pretty soon. Everyone says that we fuck like bunnies.” *snicker*
Honey: “Hmmm, so if you could change one thing, what would it be?”
Destiny: “Although I’m happy with Zane, I think I would have tried to find the Bear Shifter bar. I’ve always had a thing for bears.”
Honey: *eyes wide, Honey reaches out to shake her hand* “You are one crazy lady.” *Honey’s boob pops out of her shirt* “Damn these titties! Who’s got tape?” *Honey wanders off*
Destiny is the girl who has her own life-size teddy in A.M. Griffin’s story in the anthology Fondled and Gobbled: Back for More. Honey Hickhouse is the congenial hick from Piper Trace’s story in the Fondled and Gobbled: Messier than Ever.
You can find out about A.M. Griffin from her website: http://www.amgriffinbooks.com/
And you can find out all about Piper from her website: http://www.pipertrace.com/
Fondled and Gobbled: Back for More
BLURBA bakery owner gets much more than she expected from her discount android’s determination to serve her. A lovelorn stalker does whatever it takes to have the muscle man of her dreams.
Two alien warriors experience the inconveniences and pleasures of being forced into human bodies. A woman has always known she was destined to join the paranormal world of shifters, and tonight all of her dreams—or nightmares—come true.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave.