Friday, June 8, 2012
Laughter goes a long way
By: Casey Crow
I've had a really stressful week to put it mildly regarding a personal matter so I've decided to treat myself to a little "happy" (I kinda already the gourmet cupcake I bought today though). But y'all get the wonderful priviledge of experiencing my joke telling. Now that statement alone should make you laugh because anyone who knows me knows I'm the WORST joke teller ever. Too bad. I'm cheering myself up, remember?
Joke #1 This is the one I made up all by myself.
I don't know, but I'll ask her.
Okay, I know. Stop rolling your eyes. I promise there are no more I came up with.
What's the only kind of movie a pirate will watch?
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
This man goes to his attorney and says, "Put a stipulation in my will that my wife only gets my money if she remarries within a month."
Attorney asks, "Why such an odd request?"
Man says, "I want somebody to be sorry I died."
Alright, you're turn. Make me laugh :)