Friday, June 8, 2012

Laughter goes a long way

By: Casey Crow

I've had a really stressful week to put it mildly regarding a personal matter so I've decided to treat myself to a little "happy" (I kinda already the gourmet cupcake I bought today though). But y'all get the wonderful priviledge of experiencing my joke telling. Now that statement alone should make you laugh because anyone who knows me knows I'm the WORST joke teller ever. Too bad. I'm cheering myself up, remember?

Joke #1 This is the one I made up all by myself.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alaska who?
I don't know, but I'll ask her.

Okay, I know. Stop rolling your eyes. I promise there are no more I came up with.

Joke #2
What's the only kind of movie a pirate will watch?

Joke #3
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buck-an-ear

Joke #4
This man goes to his attorney and says, "Put a stipulation in my will that my wife only gets my money if she remarries within a month."
Attorney asks, "Why such an odd request?"
Man says, "I want somebody to be sorry I died."

Alright, you're turn. Make me laugh :)


Naima Simone said...

Okay, I'm gonna admit it...I groaned at the first two but snickered at the last one! LOL!! I'm so sorry you've had a stressful week. I hope this day is the first in a trend of good ones. So to make you laugh...

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.

He walked up to the door of the house and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel", replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

Jax Cassidy said...

Hope the weekend proved to be better!

I have to admit, I laughed at the jokes...however silly...but don't ask me to tell one, I totally suck at it!


Casey Crow said...

Naima - Ha. good one

Jax - Thanks!