Were you a good girl in school?
Did you follow all the rules?
Learn to spell and read and write?
And everyone called you teacher's delight?
I bet you ignored the boys
And all their fancy toys
But secretly wanted to ride with the top down
And got stuck instead with the class clown
Those days are gone, said and done
You're all grown up and in the end you've won
You got your schoolin'
And no foolin'
Smart girls finish first in the game of life
In spite of all our youthful strife
When you text that hottie you met online
You know how to spell and ain't that divine.