Monday, September 9, 2013

Cabal Hijack! Meet Mary Jane & Steele

Chyna walks in and sets herself down in front of Mary Jane and Steele.

Chyna: Please introduce yourselves.

Mary Jane: *bonces in her seat excitedly* I’m Mary Jane and this is my sexy boyfriend Steele. Isn’t he cute?

Chyna: *Takes a good look at Steele and smiles* If you had to explain yourself to someone who hasn’t read your story, what would you say?

Mary Jane: Well Steele came up with this great idea to try some BDSM stuff…and well, it didn’t go exactly as planned.

Steele: There was more of a learning curve than I expected. You see Mary Jane was a virgin and she didn’t know much about…well the male anatomy. And I didn’t know much about BDSM.

Mary Jane: Yeah, his penis really scared me at first. That thing can move on its own. Who would have known something like that? *looks at Steel’s groin area and shakes her head*

Chyna: You were frightened by a penis? Okay, let’s move on….I know the readers are going to want to know about the sex, so dish. How has it been in the sack?

Mary Jane: Steele is amazing. I didn’t know a man could make me feel the crazy good things that he does.

Steele: Yeah, Mary Jane is a quick learner and I mean, look at her. *he puts a hand under one of her huge tits and squeezes*

Chyna: *Clears throat* One last question then you can go off for some obviously needed private time. For those readers that haven’t read your story, give me a quick glimpse into it.

Mary Jane: Well, I had never seen a penis before, but my momma had told me what to do if a man ever whipped one out in front of me…slap it pink. It seemed like a strange thing to do, but I thought my momma knew best. It turns out that momma doesn’t always give good advice.

Steele: Yeah, you can say that again.


“It’s so huge.” Mary Jane knew her eyes were about to bulge out of her head, but what Steele was showing her was more than a little surprising. She knew men had something mysterious under their pants and her momma even called it dangerous sometimes, but she never expected this.

Steele chuckled in that low tone that made a tingle start in her woman parts. “Why thank you,” he said with a grin.

“No, I mean it.” Mary Jane felt her cheeks getting pink, but she couldn’t stop staring at the long rod of manflesh that pointed toward the ceiling of the trailer.

It was a good thing her momma wasn’t home, she would definitely not approve of Mary Jane having a naked man in her room. But Momma went over to Joe’s house, so Mary Jane knew she had at least thirty minutes alone with Steele.

The fact that she had all of her clothes off, in her bedroom with a man, could get her into some big trouble, but she was eighteen and old enough to make her own decisions now. When Steele asked her to take her clothes off, she didn’t question it. She’d do pretty much anything he suggested. He was dreamy, and every girl in her trailer park wanted him. Somehow she got to be the lucky one and she wasn’t going to screw it up.

Steele chuckled again and just stood there letting her admire his penis without any inhibition at all.

“How do you even keep it in your pants, and doesn’t it hurt it to be stuffed in there?” She knew she was rambling, but Mary Jane had so many questions.

And then it moved. All on its own. “Holy shit.”

Mary Jane and Steele are from Sky Robinson’s s story in Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp.  And Chyna is from Cristal Ryder’s story in the anthology Fondled and Gobbled: Messier than Ever.

You can find out all about Sky from her website:
Twitter @SkyRobinson1

And you can find out all about Cristal Ryder from her website:
Twitter @CristalRyder

Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp

A well-endowed germaphobe goes for a wild ride with a woman who knows no boundaries and her inadequately endowed boyfriend. Two BDSM novices learn that not everyone can top—when everyone wants to sub. Big boobs, big hair, a shrill voice and gunfire fetish—the hero finds the perfect woman. A girl who has never seen a penis before—but her momma told her what to do if a man ever whipped one out in front of her.

If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a serious of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all of us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clich├ęs, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre

An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave.


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Mary M. said...

These stories are a hoot!

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Victoria Adams said...

And then it moved - hahhahahahahaha
I'll be chuckling about that line all day long. :-)