Mary Jane: Wow, you guys are so cute and I’m so excited to do this interview thingy! I brought my boyfriend Steele along with me. Isn’t he dreamy? *blows Steele a kiss* Okay, we better get started with the questions. *unfolds the paper with the questions Steele wrote up for her* First thing, please introduce yourselves and give me a two sentence sin-sin-no-psiss?
Steele: Synopsis baby, its synopsis.
Mary Jane: Oh yea, and a synopsis of your story.
Aimee: Hi, I’m Aimee Deveraux but you may call me Mistress A. And this is my husband, Bitch Boy.
Declan: Hey! I held my own thank you very much. Declan Deveraux, but you may call me Master.
Mary Jane: Ummm okay, Mistress A and Master, if you had to explain yourself, to someone who hasn’t read your story, what would you say?
*Aimee and Declan share a look*
D: We decided to indulge in a night of BDSM play –
A: Not realizing that the other expected to be the dominate one. So you could imagine what happens when two people try to out Dom each other.
Mary Jane: How would you describe your significant other? What does that even mean baby? Significant other?
Steele: It means each other, how would they describe each other.
Mary Jane: Oh, okay. How would you describe each other?
A: Sexy, kind, sexy, caring, sexy and did I forget to mention sexy?
D: A Lady in the streets and dynamite in the sheets
Mary Jane: Oooh Steele this is a good question! How has it been in the sack?
A: A spanktastic good time.
D: Agreed. Even if the furry cuffs and nipple clamps take some getting used to.
Mary Jane: Furry cuffs sound fun. We should try them Steele.
Steele: Sure baby, whatever you want.
Mary Jane: Back to the questions again. If you could change one thing, what would it be?
D: We probably should have communicated a little better. The night was kind of …
A: ridiculous. Who runs through whips, boots, clamps, floggers, manuals, ball gags, and fuzzy cuffs all in one night. And the leather outfits. Oh. My. God.
Mary Jane: Okay, last question: For those readers that haven’t read your story, give me a quick glimpse into it.
Declan turned and grimaced at the creak of new leather. Holy hell, he was going to burn these leathers as soon as the night was done. Truthfully, he should have gone up a size, but he liked the way they framed his package. Would make a good focal point when he had Aimee on her knees begging for it. But no amount of squats had loosened them up enough to stop that infernal squeaking which detracted from his image. Thank god he had ditched the matching vest. Felt too Village People when he was going for was dominating man of mystery.
He shoved open the door the bedroom door and paused when he got a good look at his wife. Gone was her usual attire of khakis and sweater sets. Tonight, his mild mannered wife wore enough leather to earn her a spot on PETA’s lifelong enemy list. From her thigh-high boots to her elbow-length gloves to the dress that was a shade of orange no animal in nature had ever obtained, she was draped in leather.
Declan applauded the effort if not the execution.
“Well don’t you look interesting?”
“I could say the same for you.”
Aimee and Declan are from Sasha Devlin’s scrumptious story in Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp. And Mary Jane and Steele are from Sky Robinson’s story in the same anthology One More Slurp. Two hot couples in the same antho? You know it’s going to be naughty good!
You can find out all about Sasha from her website: http://sashadevlin.com/
And you can find out all about Sky Robinson from her website: http://www.skyrobinson.com/
Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp
BLURBA well-endowed germaphobe goes for a wild ride with a woman who knows no boundaries and her inadequately endowed boyfriend. Two BDSM novices learn that no everyone can top—when everyone wants to sub. Big boobs, big hair, a shrill voice and gunfire fetish—the hero finds the perfect woman. A girl who has never seen a penis before—but her momma told her what to do if a man ever whipped one out in front of her.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a serious of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all of us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre
An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave.