Naughty Author Chicklets, do we ever have a treat for you! Starting today and running through Feb. 26, we are being hijacked for some serious hijinks! You never know when they will appear, but do not be alarmed - unless you fear laughing your ass off. Without further ado, I present to you, The Cabal of Hotness!
(Bowing offstage) - DD
In the dark of night, the women of the Cabal met and schemed. All Ellora’s Cave authors, all neurotic, and all looking for a challenge. Their excited whispers floated on the damp, October air. Snippets of conversation could just be heard-
“… we really could do this.”
“But, what if we get cau—”
“None of that. We’ll get it done…”
From their fevered chatter was born the craziest, most ludicrous plan. They were going to write erotic spoofs. They wanted to share their laughter over enormous cocks, double penetrated virgins, aliens with crazy biology…
Fast forward to today. Volume 1, Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It, releases today, and the plan to take over the world has commenced. *evil laugh*
The stories held within its electronic pages will have you giggling, chuckling and laughing out loud. If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver.
Volume 2, Fondled and Gobbled: Going Back for Seconds, releases on the 22nd. Oh, and the Cabal stepped up and put down some seriously hilarious stories in this volume, too:
How about the virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way all the romance novels told her it would. Or, a busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. And, of course, a not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. Oh, and can’t forget, a cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate.
Want to know more? Want to meet the women who took on the task and rocked the house? Come visit the asylum, I mean our blog… http://cabalofhotness.blogspot.com/
If you want to find the Fondled and Gobbled books, check them out here:
Or on Amazon: