Monday, February 11, 2013

Cabal Hijack! Meet Missy and Elnora, by Lea Barrymire

For the next installment of interviews from the Fondled and Gobbled gang, we’ve allowed our two science-fiction, alien mated heroines to chat. Missy, from Moondust Paradise, and Elnora, from Mate’s Desire.

Elnora: So Missy, a lot has happened to you. Can you share with us how your life has changed since you told your story?

Missy: Oh, geez. Let's see. I'm living on a freaking space ship, having amazing sex ALL the time, and well... having someone who wants me for me is nice too. Although, we haven't done much talking... *giggling*

Elnora: *How the hell did she end up with the well-hung hero?*
Um…okay. If you could go back in time, what one thing would you do differently if you could? *I know what I would’ve done. Tie this hussy up and take her place*

Missy: Hmm, I don't know. I jumped his multi-cocked goodness as soon as we got to his ship, but perhaps I'd have watered my garden naked so I could've gotten to him faster.

Elnora: *Rolls eyes at the bitch’s comments. She has multi-cock goodness while I’m stuck with a baby penis? Not fair, not fair at all. Pulling it together* Thanks for sharing Missy *bitch*. We’re all very curious about your life now *not, well maybe just a little*. Do you mind telling us what a typical day for you is like?

Missy: Oh, my God, really? Okay. Well, we get up early with some morning nookie.

*Who the hell says nookie anymore? What year was she taken? Pre-circa 1970’s? Snort*

Missy: Oz is amazing in bed. I like to suck him off at least once before breakfast, you know, cause his cum tastes like chocolate.


Missy: I get my dessert before breakfast. *winking* Then, he has to do ship stuff and I sit and watch him. Sometimes if I get bored I'll suck him off again while he's pushing buttons or whatever he does. Um, then we have sex again, sometimes in the ultrasonic shower. After we eat something close to dinner I guess we have sex again and then go to bed. *giggling* We have a lot of sex.

Elnora: *I will not wish bad things on this bitch. I will not wish bad things on this bitch, I will not…* Thank you again for being so forthcoming in the information that you think we want to hear about Missy *fake smile*. I think it’s safe to say you enjoy the size of your mate’s cock, right? *I will not cry, I will not…*

Missy: Oh, yes his naked gigantic schlong dangled in the shadows when he came off the ship. He was so freaking hot. *sighing* I wanted to fall to my knees right then and thank the Fates for handing me such a tasty piece of male alien meat.

Elnora: *It dangled in the shadows? Jaw drops* Well, Missy. You got everything you ever wanted didn’t you? *Straightens in seat* Is there something that we don’t know? Are you truly happy now?

Missy: Well, we're still happy and still heading to his planet. He tells me it will take another couple of Earth weeks to get there. I'm excited about my new life. Oz is a great guy, even if he is really quiet. Maybe it’s because I don't speak his language fluently yet, or because I talk too much. He does mutter something like that some times. Either way, we're doing good and our future looks perfect.

Elnora: *Smiles brightly while blinking back tears* Thanks for taking the time out to answer my questions Missy. I wish you and your new mate to live long and prosper. *I will not wish bad things on this bitch. I will not wish bad things on this bitch, I will not…*

Missy: Thanks for interviewing me. This was fun. I can't believe how much attention I'm getting now that Oz has taken me from Earth. *grinning* It's almost lunch time with means I get a little triple cock action... better get going. *waves* Thanks again.

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About Lea Barrymire
   Lea lives in Western New York with her hubby, three children, and miscellaneous critters. Before the rugrats, she lived a life of adventure, following her husband all over Europe with the US military. She’s slept in a car outside Paris, drove six hours just to see tulips in the Netherlands, and knocked ash from her shoes at Pompeii. Now she spends her time in life’s adventures at soccer games, PTA meetings and school plays.
   Lea has loved reading from a very young age, spending many sleepless nights devouring books. Science fiction and paranormal were her favorite genres to read as a teenager, and that love bled into her adult life. She started writing during a bout of insomnia, to fill time, and found it filled a creative void. Now she communes regularly with the characters in her head and tries not to laugh out loud when they say something funny.
   When Lea isn’t reading, writing or corralling kids, she enjoys watching movies and sciencey shows, or just kicking back and listening to some music.

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Me: said...

Hey ladies. Thanks for letting us completely take over this month! Hope ya'll like the interview. Missy and her triple-cocked alien stud-muffin were a blast to write.

Holly Thomas of Cookie Bound said...

I'm siding with Elnora on this one. If anyone in this series deserves monster cock, it's me. And yeah, I totally hijacked Danica's account for this. *pulls the razorblade out of her cheek*

Cause I'm ready to cut a bitch now.

Me: said...

LOL Holly, you crazy bitch you. You'd scare me if you weren't fictitious!


Dalton Diaz said...

Sorry, I'm with Holly. A triple-cocked alien stud muffin who comes chocolate? Pass me that razorblade!

A. M. Griffin said...

Ha ha ha. Elnora wanted me to remind everyone that she changed her name to Princess Beyonce.

Holly Thomas said...

Cause she's bootylicious?

And yeah, Dalton. It just ain't fair. I'm picturing 3 cocks like my Hoss and the cookies I could have...*stomach growls*

Victoria Adams said...

loving this insanity of it all

Me: said...

LOL Thanks, Victoria. We are totally loving the insanity as well. Thanks for commenting.


Sherry said...

Dalton can't have any aliens with 3 humongous cocks... She's allergic... LOL LOL LOL...

Not to cocks, but she is allergic to chocolate!!!

WOW, I just heard all the moans of agony as all you wonderful women moaned in empathy!!!!


Me: said...

Oh, that would suck, or she wouldn't be... umm... sucking. LOL

Dalton Diaz said...

Says TASTES like chocolate. I'm still going with the fantasy here. Sniff. Sniff.

Me: said...

Dalton, you could always take cock number 2. Strawberry and champagne... LOL There was no way my alien was having salty or bitter jiz.

Dalton Diaz said...

Better! Really makes me wonder what's behind zipper #3...

Me: said...

Hmm... you gotta read it to find out. LOL

Casey Crow said...

HOT excerpt!

Me: said...

Thanks, Casey!