Thursday, February 7, 2013
Cabal Hijack! Cookie Bound by Danica Avet
Hi, everyone. We're sitting down for a short chat with the two characters from a hilarious new book, Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It. Please welcome Holly Thomas and Cade Kincaid, characters from Danica Avet’s Cookie Bound. Billed as a story about “The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills.”
*Canned audience clapping*
They don't have much time to spare us, so we'll get right to their interview.
Cade, we'll start with you. How has it been for you since your story released earlier this month?
Cade: *holds Holly’s hand* It’s been wonderful. So many men have contacted me to explain how they too have small dicks and have asked me how they can make their women as happy as I’ve made Holly. *adoring gaze at the squinty-eyed Holly* I let my little cactus handle those questions for me.
Holly, how are you enjoying the new business? Any new 'must have's' in the sex toy industry?
Holly: It’s all good. We started a new line of toys for couples who are size-deprived called the SDL, or the Small Dick Line. Those giant cocks are flying off the shelves. I used Cade’s best friend, Hawk’s junk for inspiration when I designed them.
Another one for you, Holly. After Cade rescued you, do you think your initial responses to him were due to your gratitude or was it something else?
Holly: He didn’t really rescue, just kept me from going to jail, but I suppose that’s technically saving me. But in case you think I’m some wilting flower or some shit, remember I will fuck you up.
Cade: *holds Holly down and beams at the audience* Isn’t she amazing?
Holly: Anyway, what’s not to like about him? He’s rich, handsome, sexy and he can get it up a dozen times a night.
Cade. We all know being super wealthy comes with its own downfalls when it comes to relationships. But, did any of that factor into your start with Holly?
Cade: At first I worried she’d only want me for my money. For years I was told I was the best lover some of the women I’ve been with had ever had, only because they wanted me to buy things for them. But Holly never pretended with me. Well, much. After our first night of making love, she showed me how she liked it. She only let me buy her the vibrator factory after we’d been together for a whole three weeks. That’s when I knew she wasn’t after me for my money. *beams at Holly*
What's on the horizon for both of you? Anything new and exciting?
*Holly and Cade exchange a secret look*
Cade: Well, I don’t want to speak out of turn, but we have a new person in our lives. Mostly Holly’s life. He’s always been in my life. *blinks rapidly* I mean as a friend. We’re not gay.
Holly: *rolls her eyes* Calm the fuck down, already. *sits forward and whispers* My new man is so hawt, he could melt the elastic in my panties if I was wearing panties. *Cade groans* I’m telling y’all, he’s thick, if you know what I mean. But I’m not saying anything else because that’s a story for another day.
One last question. I've heard a lot about Hoss. Either of you want to fill me in on who that is and why he's important to your story?
Cade: *blushes* Hoss is…uh.
Holly: Hoss is one of my very first loves. It’s a twelve inch, two-inch wide, banana-colored vibrator that could put a jackhammer to shame. *sighing dreamily*
Parting words... if you could sum up your story in one sentence, what would it be?
Cade: It’s an epic love story about a man and a woman who come together and find their happy ever after—
Holly: But only after the heroine carefully instructs the hero on how to get things right and gives her a few million cookies. And by cookies I mean orgasms. Big, screaming, sloppy, wet ones.
Thank you so much, both of you, for taking time out of your schedules. *turning to the camera* If you haven't picked up your copy of Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It, go out and get it. Cade and Holly, along with a bunch of other couples, let you catch a glimpse of their funny and sexy lives.
Holly: *waves* Holla, hookers!
If you’d like to read more about Holly and Cade, you can check out Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It at these fine retailers.
And, to find more wonderfully sinful books by Danica Avet, or you want to stalk her a little you can find her here: