Should you be worried? How the hell are you supposed to know? I can see the infomercial now:
Ladies, are his toes wrapped around the bedpost to keep from falling in?
Is there an echoing slap inside your pelvis, instead of off the bedroom walls?
Does it look like you need collagen shots on the lips south of your face?
If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, then you, too, may be a candidate for vaginal rejuvenation. Yes, good news to women everywhere, it no longer matters how many children you’ve had, or how much you suffered passing those bowling balls to give life. One must keep up appearances at all cost.
Are you detecting a note of sarcasm here?
Why ever would women be upset over yet another method of reversing time? Of being able to ignore the ravages of real life by understanding what’s really important - getting a painful, completely unnecessary procedure to hide nature’s imperfections. At any and all cost.
Funny how men don’t seem to be under the same microscope. Scrotum rejuvenation, sir? Moob job? Ear and nose hair transplant? How about shaving and bleaching where the sun don’t shine? I can hear the protests from here. It’s okay, you look good in the Speedo. Really.
So for the man who invented this procedure, and I’d place bets it was a man...
Physician, try healing thyself first. See how you like it.