First off, I want to lay blame. My Facebook friends made me do this. I was typing along, minding my own business, when I posted that I was going to make gingerbread men. OK, so I may have said something about making them anatomically correct, but really guys, did you have to make me prove that I have a dirtier mind than you? You're not making it easy, but here it goes:
Gingerbread woman in pasties and G-string, Gingerbread woman in...well,nothing. She also either really needs a wax, or the icing nozzle wasn't behaving.
This was my first attempt at a hot male gingerbread bod. Yeah, it gets better. Actually, I didn't get better. I got help.
Did you know that that when you try to make an anatomically correct gingerbread man, you can't put it on top of the cookie? Apparently, it has the same effect as a real man in icy cold water. Learn something new every day. Lesley, this one is for you. I tried, honest. In fact, I felt so bad for the poor guy that I made him one of his own:
This was about the time that one of my teenage boys came into the kitchen. I thought he was going to vomit, but apparently Marge created obscene baked items in an episode of The Simpsons, so he thought it was cool.
And here is where I got help. Cynthia, what a great idea! Here he is from his profile, tho not the cover (too hard). This next one is for you and Angelo!