Wednesday, December 8, 2010
The dryer causes underwear to shrink, right?
Crap, I always know I'm in trouble when I have to ask this question around the holidays. DH always gets a wild look in his eye and says, "Yes, Dear. Of course. Always."
So here we are, two weeks from Christmas, and Thanksgiving is still hanging around, showing its new dimples. My holiday jolliness always shows up right on schedule, and refuses to leave, well...ever. Or without a mighty shove out the door.
I used to call it "Receptionist Ass" but it's no different than "Writer Ass." Both are cured by "Get Off Your Ass." Just to clarify, I have no disability causing this, or preventing me from doing something about it. I simply prefer to sit on my ass.
And I really, really love to cook. And eat.
So where am I going with this? Absolutely nowhere. That would entail getting off my ass. Two weeks from now is Christmas, and two weeks from then I guarantee that my post question will go something like, Vegetable Soup Diet Challenge, anyone?